urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:i_heart_karmen i_heart_karmen i_heart_karmen 2005-04-09T19:05:28Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:i_heart_karmen:1188 2005-04-09T19:05:28Z 2005-04-09T19:05:28Z <table style="font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"><form action="http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1068057362" method="POST"><tr><th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#DDDD88">Your Superhero Persona<br /> by <a href="http://www.couplandesque.net"><font color="#DDDD88">couplandesque</font></a></font></th></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">Your Name</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;"><input type="text" name="Your Name" value="jd" size="20"></span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">Superhero Name</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;">Sleep Apnea Woman</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">Super Power</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;">Ghetto Booty</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">Enemy</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;">The Disgruntled Mailman</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">Mode Of Transportation</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;">Unicycle</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">Weapon</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;">Beer Bottle</span></td></tr><input type="hidden" name="un" value="couplandesque"><input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1068057362"><tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"><input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"><font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"><a href="http://memegen.net/"><font color="#DDDD88">Quiz created with MemeGen</font></a>!</font></td></tr></form></table> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:i_heart_karmen:815 2005-04-06T16:23:57Z 2005-04-06T16:23:57Z I realized something that kind of shocked me. Well, not really… I have spoken more words to Karmen [ Tully’s Mom] then I have to Tully. <br /><br />Tully is my friend … Not Karmen. <br /><br />Hmm… urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:i_heart_karmen:746 2005-04-03T04:25:12Z 2005-04-03T04:25:12Z <center><br /><br />Tully's mom has got it goin' on<br />Tully's mom has got it goin' on<br />Tully's mom has got it goin' on<br />Tully's mom has got it goin' on<br /><br />Tully, can I come over after school? (after school)<br />We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)<br />Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)<br />Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)<br /><br />You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be<br />I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see<br /><br />Tully's mom has got it goin' on<br />She's all I want and I've waited for so long<br />Tully, can't you see you're just not the girl for me<br />I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Tully's mom<br /><br />Tully's mom has got it goin' on<br />Tully's mom has got it goin' on<br /><br />Tully, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)<br />Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)<br />I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)<br />And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)<br /><br />And I know that you think it's just a fantasy<br />But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me<br /><br />Tully's mom has got it goin' on<br />She's all I want, and I've waited so long<br />Tully, can't you see you're just not the girl for me<br />I know it might be wrong,<br />but I'm in love with Tully's mom<br /><br />Tully's mom has got it goin' on <br />She's all I want and I've waited for so long, <br />Tully can't you see your just not the girl for me, <br />I know it might be wrong but oh oh <br />(I know it might be wrong) <br />I'm in love with (Tully's mom oh oh) <br />(Tully’s mom oh oh) <br />I'm in love with Tully's mom</center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:i_heart_karmen:276 2005-03-28T04:47:16Z 2005-03-28T04:47:16Z I called her yesterday. <br /><br />No one picked up.<br /><br />So I left a message on her machine, "You really should consider adding my name to that list." And hung up.<br /><br />She knows my voice.